1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,160
Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

2
00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160
I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need some time.

3
00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,560
Send up a signal when you're ready. We'll, we'll go out.

4
00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,320
But it looks like Orcus!

5
00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:10,160
This, it was hard to miss.

6
00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,640
You wanna punch that face?

7
00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:16,559
Oh, I don't think you should punch him right now. That seems like a bad idea.

8
00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:21,280
Unlike you, I have no desire to be near the loins of any god.

9
00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:26,240
But you know your mission. It's to warn Bahamut before this happens.

10
00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,000
Yeah, aye aye, captain. Let's go.

11
00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,240
Yeah.

12
00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:28,880
We can do it.

13
00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,560
Yeah, Celestia sounds like a walk in the fucking park compared to what's going on out here, so.

14
00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:42,400
This explosion of sound, you land in this lush green field at the basin of this massive wide mouth river.

15
00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,640
There's a waterfall that's pouring over.

16
00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:51,120
And you turn and you look up and you see this huge mountain range that stretches high above the clouds.

17
00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:53,280
You guys, this is, this is it.

18
00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,600
That's awesome. Did you guys see how I landed? My fist was on the ground.

19
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:02,079
We're going up a mountain, guys, so I'm glad we've all been in training.

20
00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:07,680
Oh, are you sure it's pulling you up the mountain and not around the mountain, through the mountain?

21
00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,760
And Agatha just starts walking towards the mountain.

22
00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:14,879
Follow you, just like a trail of like, misfit, like, has no business being there, people.

23
00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:19,120
Behind the only person who looks qualified and glim.

24
00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,400
Goliaths do love mountains.

25
00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:28,000
Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

26
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,680
I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

27
00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,400
He, him, also with me today is Amy More.

28
00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,360
Yeah, I'm here too.

29
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:40,080
She, her and I play Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue.

30
00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,600
He, him, I said the whole thing, you guys.

31
00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,439
I was going to say, do we all have to say the whole thing?

32
00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,520
Yeah, you've really set a precedent now.

33
00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:52,399
I set a very high intensity awkwardness that I expect everyone to match.

34
00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:53,759
Tom, go!

35
00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,920
Yeah, that's me.

36
00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,759
He, him, I am playing Moot.

37
00:01:57,759 --> 00:02:01,679
He's a half orc, wild magic sorcerer who also goes by He, him.

38
00:02:03,439 --> 00:02:04,959
Is that what your anxiety sounds like?

39
00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,000
I know, it was still so long.

40
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,920
Everybody's anxiety sounds the same.

41
00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,840
I mean, I was sequestered away today for budget day all day,

42
00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,000
so I'm just excited to talk to people.

43
00:02:15,199 --> 00:02:16,800
Doesn't matter what it's about.

44
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,360
Fair enough.

45
00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,719
Carla Max dead.

46
00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:24,719
She, her, I'm playing Glim, dragonborn pAlydin, also she, her.

47
00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:26,320
And Kristen Flemmons.

48
00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:30,640
Hello, I am playing Agath once again.

49
00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:35,280
And for your information, Agath is a mixed class cleric fighter

50
00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,320
with level five in cleric and 13 levels in fighter.

51
00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:38,880
Sounds right.

52
00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,280
Boom.

53
00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,080
So much fighter.

54
00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,320
And like a hundred percent badass.

55
00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:46,000
See, we're the same person.

56
00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,360
Badasses are our patrons.

57
00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:50,400
Yes.

58
00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,560
You know where you can find badasses?

59
00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:52,960
There it is.

60
00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,000
Over on Patreon.

61
00:02:55,439 --> 00:02:56,960
Patreon.com.

62
00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,760
Slash dumb dragon.

63
00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,560
Slash badass.

64
00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,480
No, badasses.

65
00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,719
I don't know what's over there.

66
00:03:02,719 --> 00:03:04,000
I'm going to look right now.

67
00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,200
We're going to check out to see where we've sent you

68
00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,640
and see if we can get that URL.

69
00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,600
See who has badass.

70
00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,880
Yeah, bad ass.

71
00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,240
Oh, we're going badasses.

72
00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:12,800
Oh, it's cat.

73
00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,320
Oh, you got to be 18 plus.

74
00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:16,480
Sorry, everybody.

75
00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:17,280
Naughty.

76
00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,880
And I'm not sure what they're doing over there.

77
00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,600
Don't know.

78
00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,880
Slash badasses.

79
00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,560
But I'm not willing to click.

80
00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,000
We can probably guess.

81
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:24,880
Don't go there.

82
00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,320
Go to where Carla said.

83
00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,280
Dumb dragon cast.

84
00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,200
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

85
00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,560
Where now when you're a patron at the $5 tier and up,

86
00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,560
you will receive an ad free feed of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

87
00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,200
That's right.

88
00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,640
It's newish.

89
00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,680
That's newish.

90
00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,920
I say ish because it's probably been out for a few weeks

91
00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,760
by the time we get to this episode, but it's newish.

92
00:03:43,759 --> 00:03:47,199
The patrons asked and we answered.

93
00:03:48,079 --> 00:03:49,039
But also when you're a patron,

94
00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:51,679
you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron,

95
00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:53,519
Justin Johnson.

96
00:03:53,519 --> 00:03:54,399
Thanks, Justin.

97
00:03:54,399 --> 00:03:55,199
Justin Johnson.

98
00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:55,759
Thank you.

99
00:03:55,759 --> 00:03:58,159
Also, 100% badass.

100
00:03:58,159 --> 00:03:59,039
Thanks, Justin.

101
00:03:59,039 --> 00:03:59,599
Bad ass.

102
00:04:00,159 --> 00:04:00,959
Bad ass, Justin.

103
00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,599
Justin badass Johnson.

104
00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,039
Oh, I like it.

105
00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:08,000
And now, fuck it.

106
00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,560
Let's play.

107
00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,079
Harp gliss.

108
00:04:10,079 --> 00:04:10,879
Harp gliss.

109
00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:11,840
Harp gliss.

110
00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,639
I'm assuming.

111
00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,920
I don't know where the gods live.

112
00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,280
It's probably like, I don't know.

113
00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,080
Zydeco music.

114
00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:18,879
Zydeco music.

115
00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:20,240
Oh, that'd be so much.

116
00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,600
Polka, polka, polka.

117
00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,600
That's such a different vibe and I love it.

118
00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,480
We can make our own world, you guys.

119
00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:29,759
I'm into it.

120
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,200
It's a beautiful and sunny and warm day

121
00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,960
as you wake up in your makeshift camp

122
00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,959
in the middle of a clearing.

123
00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:47,680
There's a trickle from a creek nearby.

124
00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,399
There's birds chirping high in the trees.

125
00:04:51,039 --> 00:04:54,799
You hear the scuttling of wildlife through the forest

126
00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:57,919
and everybody is just opening their eyes

127
00:04:58,639 --> 00:05:02,959
on this picture-perfect morning.

128
00:05:05,519 --> 00:05:09,679
Ah, God, does anybody else have to pee like 24-7

129
00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,120
because of that creek over there?

130
00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,160
Guys, I know sometimes I can be a downer

131
00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:20,240
but isn't this place like the best ever

132
00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,000
and also the most beautiful

133
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,920
and somehow it smells so good.

134
00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:29,680
Like warm vanilla but also sandalwood

135
00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,079
but also like fresh cut grass.

136
00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:34,240
Yeah, it kind of smells like my childhood.

137
00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,199
Like, you know, like campfires

138
00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,639
and, you know, just a little bit of disappointment

139
00:05:40,639 --> 00:05:42,639
because I wasn't sure what I was going to walk into

140
00:05:42,639 --> 00:05:44,000
but, you know.

141
00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:48,240
Yeah, really good.

142
00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:52,319
Like that, that's sort of sad.

143
00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,240
Like maybe the smell is different for everybody

144
00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:54,959
because-

145
00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,560
Oh, I see what you're saying.

146
00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,519
Yeah, because-

147
00:05:57,519 --> 00:05:58,959
What's it smell like for you?

148
00:06:00,079 --> 00:06:01,839
Freshly sharpened swords.

149
00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:08,639
Mostly that.

150
00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:13,039
Oh, so just your favorite smell, I assume?

151
00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:14,800
It is pleasant.

152
00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,360
Moot, you got a scent up there in your sniffer?

153
00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,360
Mostly just cinnamon buns.

154
00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:23,680
Oh, sorry, that one's me.

155
00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,399
Delicious.

156
00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:26,079
Oh, do you have cinnamon buns?

157
00:06:26,079 --> 00:06:26,959
I would love one.

158
00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,599
Well, it depends how we want to answer that question.

159
00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:32,159
Do I have cinnamon buns?

160
00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:32,800
No.

161
00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,719
Do I smell like cinnamon buns?

162
00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:35,439
A little bit.

163
00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:37,360
Oh, okay.

164
00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,360
That's super fun.

165
00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:40,639
Why-

166
00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:41,040
Would it be-

167
00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:41,680
No, what-

168
00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:42,879
Would it be root-

169
00:06:44,079 --> 00:06:44,560
I don't-

170
00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,040
I don't-

171
00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,639
I want to ask, but I don't want to ask.

172
00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:47,120
Could I just-

173
00:06:48,399 --> 00:06:48,720
Is it-

174
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,680
Like your natural-

175
00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,480
Do goblins smell like cinnamon buns

176
00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,920
or is that like a you thing?

177
00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,040
It's a regional thing

178
00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,519
and it comes out in this here,

179
00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,199
the not the darkest timeline.

180
00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:02,959
Before the darkest timeline, it kind-

181
00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:04,480
Well, when we're in the darkest timeline,

182
00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,640
it kind of smells like rotten sour milk.

183
00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,680
You might have noticed that aroma following everybody around.

184
00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,720
It was in the vicinity.

185
00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:16,480
Nobody can pinpoint exactly who or where it was coming from.

186
00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,640
But now it seems,

187
00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,040
because everything is beautiful and pristine,

188
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,400
that the cinnamon buns are back, baby.

189
00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:24,960
You didn't-

190
00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,800
You didn't have to grab yourself like that.

191
00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,759
You just-

192
00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:28,319
You did it.

193
00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:29,040
Some-

194
00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,280
Well, when you have to know where it's coming from,

195
00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,480
you have to point it out.

196
00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,080
Okay.

197
00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:39,200
Some people's buns are more down than others with cinnamon.

198
00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:44,400
Perhaps we should have a different conversation.

199
00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:50,240
Agatha is like packing the last thing into the saddlebags

200
00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,759
and I was just like,

201
00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,680
so we are leaving, yes?

202
00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,319
This is concluding?

203
00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:59,439
Oh, we weren't going to take like just a little dip in the stream?

204
00:07:59,439 --> 00:07:59,920
No?

205
00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:00,640
Okay, yeah, yeah.

206
00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:02,479
I got my things packed too.

207
00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:04,879
Oh, you packed them already.

208
00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:06,479
Okay, yeah, let's rock and roll.

209
00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,680
Everybody follows Agatha.

210
00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,879
I'm like, what?

211
00:08:10,879 --> 00:08:14,959
Is there a path or is it just like open enough?

212
00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,159
Right, I kind of feel like that's it.

213
00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:18,079
Everyone knows where they're going in Celestia

214
00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:19,839
or you're already where you need to be now.

215
00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,439
Or just when you start going,

216
00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:23,919
you are magically put upon the right path for you.

217
00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:27,039
As we start walking, does the Zydeco music swell?

218
00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:28,959
It does, it does, yes.

219
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,160
It's as if it's coming from everywhere and nowhere

220
00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,200
all at the same time.

221
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,120
It's coming from within, I think.

222
00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,160
Like the cinnamon buns.

223
00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,720
It's not Kristin's face.

224
00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,400
Just a disappointment.

225
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,160
For some scenes, I just wish we were a visual medium

226
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,080
for Kristin and Agatha.

227
00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:54,320
The look of disappointment on everyone's face

228
00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,280
at the same time.

229
00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,560
It's really a shared experience

230
00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:58,160
we wish the listener could get in on.

231
00:08:58,159 --> 00:08:59,839
You set off back through the forest

232
00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,799
and in the direction of Mount Celestia,

233
00:09:02,799 --> 00:09:06,399
which is looming in presence ahead of you.

234
00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:12,559
You crest down through some hills

235
00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,639
and are following along this path.

236
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,399
And Flamigan skips up to Agatha,

237
00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:27,279
who is ahead, a ways perhaps, a scouting position.

238
00:09:27,919 --> 00:09:32,319
So, you kill any, you kill any undeads?

239
00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:36,319
Oh, was that not a joke?

240
00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:38,480
Well, I'm just trying to relate.

241
00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,639
It seems like we got off on the wrong foot.

242
00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,759
Maybe we start again.

243
00:09:41,759 --> 00:09:43,199
I'm trying to talk about something

244
00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:45,679
that maybe is in a little more in your wheelhouse.

245
00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,120
I killed many an undeads,

246
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,519
but I just wanted to hear about your favorite one.

247
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,299
Nundeads.

248
00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:53,600
They're undead nuns.

249
00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,399
That's right.

250
00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:55,439
It's a real problem.

251
00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,520
They're one of the worst.

252
00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,120
Yes, I have lost count.

253
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,120
Although I have found that when you cleave them vertically,

254
00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:09,600
it is quite entertaining to watch the two halves separate,

255
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,920
but have the limbs still going for a little while.

256
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,080
It's kind of like the chicken in the head thing

257
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,280
where it runs around a little bit.

258
00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,080
Exactly.

259
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:18,560
Yes.

260
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,360
Interesting.

261
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:24,320
It is a great source of comedy where I am from.

262
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:24,880
Very cool.

263
00:10:24,879 --> 00:10:27,679
I'd normally try and put explosives in them somewhere

264
00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:30,639
and have them just missed.

265
00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:36,080
Do you not find the missed...

266
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:36,639
The acre?

267
00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:38,000
...unpleasant?

268
00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:39,039
Well...

269
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,039
It gets in the nose and the eyes.

270
00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:42,879
It does get in the orifices.

271
00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,600
The smell lingers.

272
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,200
That's probably that sour milk smell

273
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,720
that we was talking about earlier.

274
00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:51,039
Could be a component.

275
00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:51,360
Yeah.

276
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,360
No, I mean, it's really when you're trying

277
00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,800
to blend in with them though,

278
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,879
doesn't it seem like maybe it's good to be covered

279
00:10:58,879 --> 00:11:00,879
in the icker of your enemies?

280
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:06,480
I have rarely succeeded in blending in anywhere.

281
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,680
You are very tall.

282
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,159
I am.

283
00:11:08,159 --> 00:11:09,519
And I'm on the top of your horse.

284
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:11,600
You are.

285
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:13,539
Is...

286
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:15,519
Is that okay?

287
00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:20,480
Roll for rags.

288
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,120
Roll for is it okay?

289
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,680
It's like, is that good or bad in this circumstance?

290
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,879
I'm going to say he's rolling tolerance.

291
00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:31,360
Okay.

292
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,360
He rolled like a 16, so...

293
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:35,279
So he's tolerant?

294
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,680
His eyes are like watching

295
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,840
and maybe some like huffing, but he's not acting.

296
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,080
Blamekens is like running her fingers

297
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,120
through his long luxurious mane.

298
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,320
That is his weakness.

299
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:48,800
Yeah.

300
00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,159
Just, oh, see, we're gonna...

301
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:51,600
I feel it.

302
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,200
We're gonna be the best of buds.

303
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,159
Right, everybody?

304
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,440
Yeah.

305
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,159
Yeah, I know.

306
00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:57,920
I know what you're talking about.

307
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,720
The three of you who are not distracted

308
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,879
is specifically by Blamekens at this moment.

309
00:12:02,879 --> 00:12:03,759
Roll per...

310
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,519
Yeah, roll perception.

311
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,680
Oh, yeah.

312
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,279
All right.

313
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,000
So 15.

314
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,639
That one.

315
00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:14,080
Okay.

316
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:14,800
Is that my pass?

317
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,600
Let's see this one.

318
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,480
Yes, 15.

319
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,480
That's your passive perception.

320
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,080
That's your roll perception.

321
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,160
Oh, well, that's just a five.

322
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,320
12 for me, Russ.

323
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:24,879
Okay.

324
00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:26,400
Oh, we're perceptive as fuck.

325
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:26,960
Yeah.

326
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,920
What's happening, you guys?

327
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,120
It seems like you've been traveling for a while and

328
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:38,240
it doesn't seem like you're getting closer to your destination.

329
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,639
Like, you've been here for probably

330
00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,400
better part of a day and a half

331
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:46,480
walking in the solid direction towards the mountain,

332
00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:52,000
but it doesn't seem like you're making specific headway.

333
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,759
Guys, is it just me?

334
00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:54,800
And it might just be me.

335
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,159
Yeah, it's probably just you.

336
00:12:58,159 --> 00:13:01,200
I don't think the mountain has changed size.

337
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,240
Shouldn't we be getting...

338
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,120
Shouldn't it be bigger?

339
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,120
Shouldn't we be getting closer to it as we go?

340
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,440
Well, when I used to be a drawist,

341
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,879
we had something called perspective

342
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,680
and that is when you get closer to something

343
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:19,360
and it does get bigger in size, but like not really,

344
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,240
because everything is usually not you, Moot.

345
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,400
Sometimes you're bigger, sometimes you're smaller,

346
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,360
but usually things stay the same size,

347
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,080
but when you move your body closer to something,

348
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,320
it oftentimes not you, Moot, not always.

349
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,200
Sorry, what are you saying?

350
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,560
Well, I'm just saying that we've been walking for a while

351
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,840
and we seem to be walking towards the mountain,

352
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,040
but it's not getting any...

353
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,520
We're not getting closer to it.

354
00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:48,159
It's not following the rules of perspective.

355
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:51,600
We could be right upon it and we would not even know

356
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:55,519
because perhaps it is changing sizes as we are...

357
00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:58,319
Maybe it is shrinking as we are walking to it.

358
00:13:58,319 --> 00:13:59,360
Eventually when we get there,

359
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,079
it could be nothing but the tiniest mountain.

360
00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:04,000
Perhaps it is a tiny mountain.

361
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,519
Glim, stop me.

362
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,079
I think I've talked to myself in a circle now

363
00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:09,199
and I'm not entirely sure.

364
00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:12,079
So, I mean, Moot, now that you bring it up,

365
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:13,039
I definitely...

366
00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:16,480
Okay, so I'm pretty aware of my pacing

367
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:21,599
and how quick I can move even if I have other,

368
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,360
not quite as fast people with me,

369
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,959
but you're right.

370
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,959
We've been going for a long time.

371
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:30,000
We've just been walking and walking

372
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,839
and it's beautiful and it smells great

373
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:34,240
and everything is pretty fantastic,

374
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,319
but we really...

375
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,279
We should have been at the mountain,

376
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,439
at least closer to the mountain, right?

377
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,240
I feel like it looks like it's still as far away as it was.

378
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,240
As someone who's proficient in mountains,

379
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,560
I'm just assuming that's a thing.

380
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,400
Sure, totally tracked.

381
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,160
But it's so well on the mountains last time.

382
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,280
So, would I have had a sense of maybe

383
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,960
how long it would have taken,

384
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,600
it should have taken to reach said mountain

385
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,160
based on where it looked like it was when we started?

386
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:10,960
Yeah, Goth would probably have a very good idea

387
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:15,600
of probably would have taken, in general,

388
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,680
a couple of days based on where you started

389
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,920
to get to the base, at least the base of the mountain.

390
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:25,280
So you two, in the midst of trying to make sure

391
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,639
that Rax is okay and that Flamikin's isn't smelling

392
00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:31,200
in any particular vicinity.

393
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,639
I'm trying to avoid all knowledge about Flamikin's smells.

394
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,200
Yeah, that's the best way to live your life.

395
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,080
Good luck.

396
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:44,320
But also, yeah, you two would likely have picked up

397
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,920
on the fact that you're not gaining on this mountain

398
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,720
in any rate whatsoever.

399
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:56,160
And as you kind of clue into that

400
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,680
and are trying to figure it out,

401
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,920
you notice that it's getting to be dusk again.

402
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,920
And there is a forest up ahead

403
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,720
that looks like it could make a good camp.

404
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,440
Is Celestia like the fae realm,

405
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,879
where maybe sometimes you have to walk away

406
00:16:14,879 --> 00:16:16,879
from things to get closer to them?

407
00:16:16,879 --> 00:16:20,320
Is that one of, I'm not well versed in?

408
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:24,399
Well, you and Glim can talk to your gods and stuff, right?

409
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,920
Not anymore.

410
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,240
But now, because we're not in the bad place.

411
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,000
So I'm just thinking, could you guys maybe phone a friend?

412
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,800
Like a god, like a phone a god.

413
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,120
Can you like talk to a god and just be like,

414
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,360
can you pick us up?

415
00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:48,399
Divine Uber?

416
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,240
Yeah, yeah, it's the god Uber.

417
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,440
It's the goober.

418
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,560
Yeah, so maybe that's something that,

419
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,879
because I mean, it's supposed to be helpful, right?

420
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:58,720
Like it's a whole reason.

421
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,920
You commune with your god, you help them, they help you.

422
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,319
Character sheets are being scoured at this moment.

423
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,680
I haven't talked to my god in so long.

424
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,360
Yeah, but also like for a goth,

425
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,920
like correct me if I'm wrong, because I don't,

426
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:19,039
have these characters hopped back and forth

427
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,519
between these timelines a bit,

428
00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,120
or have they been stuck in the worst timeline

429
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,319
for a long time as well?

430
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,559
We've lived through, we didn't get-

431
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:27,440
Continuous characters.

432
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,559
Yeah, we lived through the good and the bad.

433
00:17:31,519 --> 00:17:32,240
Right, okay.

434
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,600
So I feel like, yeah, for a goth,

435
00:17:35,599 --> 00:17:39,519
like maybe this, like maybe her face kind of glazes

436
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,679
over for a second, because it's been so long

437
00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:45,439
since she even thought about the ability

438
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,959
of connecting with her, like actually speaking

439
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:53,279
to her god and having that be a possibility.

440
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:56,480
It's been 13 levels since she ever did it.

441
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,240
Four score and 13 levels ago.

442
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,199
So much has happened.

443
00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:02,799
Like I think if you're paying attention,

444
00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:05,200
it might actually look like a flash of fear

445
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,559
across her face of like, holy shit.

446
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,319
Am I paying attention?

447
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:10,960
I want to know.

448
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,000
Are you paying attention, sure?

449
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,720
Yeah, can I-

450
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,440
Roll attention.

451
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,399
What? Is that just perception?

452
00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:18,960
Yeah.

453
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,460
15.

454
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,480
Yeah, you're paying attention, I think.

455
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,680
Well, it's all right,

456
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,279
because I'm pretty sure they'll answer.

457
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,019
Right.

458
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:32,980
Great.

459
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,819
Said a lot of hurtful things.

460
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,339
God doesn't know that yet.

461
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,019
Or do the gods know?

462
00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:49,619
Do they exist outside of time?

463
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,500
I'm not going to add layers to this.

464
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,859
Forget I said that.

465
00:18:53,859 --> 00:18:54,339
Forget it.

466
00:18:54,339 --> 00:18:59,460
I mean, Bahamut doesn't know what's about

467
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:00,819
to happen, and we have to warn,

468
00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:02,980
so he can't fully exist outside of time.

469
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:03,620
Is that right?

470
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:05,779
She solved it.

471
00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:06,740
Yeah, no, absolutely.

472
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,259
You've solved my god puzzle.

473
00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:08,759
Thank you.

474
00:19:13,299 --> 00:19:15,380
We should make camp, perhaps,

475
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:22,819
and consider the existential quandary after shelter has.

476
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,700
Yeah, I mean, darkness means camp,

477
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,180
but I swear to Bahamut,

478
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:29,299
didn't we just?

479
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:32,580
This hasn't been a whole day of-

480
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,019
Well, we didn't even stop to eat lunch,

481
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,980
and I know, because Moot hasn't said anything yet,

482
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,820
and he's usually poking me, asking me

483
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,500
when we're going to stop for lunch.

484
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,860
Well, it's kind of gotten to the point

485
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,220
where I'm just cranky now,

486
00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:47,060
so it's best to not.

487
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:47,860
Yeah, we've noticed.

488
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:49,140
Okay, all right.

489
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,060
So it's almost lunchtime then.

490
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,180
We're like an hour past.

491
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:54,180
Hangry Moot means almost lunch.

492
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:55,620
Good.

493
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,019
Now we have an idea based on your stomach timeline,

494
00:19:58,579 --> 00:19:59,700
kind of what time it is,

495
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,220
but also darkness falling,

496
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,980
so make camp-

497
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:03,619
Eat lunch?

498
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:06,740
But then eat lunch-

499
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:07,139
Sleep?

500
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,619
And then figure out what is going on here?

501
00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:10,660
That's probably good,

502
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:18,019
but also maybe call your gods, maybe,

503
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,059
just for a hint, right?

504
00:20:19,059 --> 00:20:20,019
Because I mean,

505
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,859
gods don't like to tell you all the things, right?

506
00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:22,980
They're going to be like,

507
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,819
oh, the answer is within you,

508
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:26,980
or something stupid like that.

509
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,140
I don't really

510
00:20:31,779 --> 00:20:32,180
try to find-

511
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,380
Like a commune with-

512
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,259
Thing, because you're right.

513
00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:35,860
Do you have the book on you still?

514
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,220
Yeah, but-

515
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,339
Maybe there's like a hint.

516
00:20:38,339 --> 00:20:40,019
Maybe it's like a choose your own adventure.

517
00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:40,980
You should really be reading

518
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,740
to the very bottom of the page.

519
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,500
Well, if you just hold your thumb

520
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,860
on the page that you turn from,

521
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:48,740
you can go back.

522
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:49,220
It's fine.

523
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,740
Oh, that's-

524
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,099
Amy does not like that.

525
00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:52,900
That is cheating.

526
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:55,059
Oh, I always did that.

527
00:20:55,059 --> 00:20:55,620
Yeah, 100%.

528
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,980
Carla, I see you trying to find something on your page.

529
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:01,060
Would you like us to hold to find something,

530
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,980
or do you all want to go

531
00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:04,420
at least start making camp?

532
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,140
Oh, Agath is definitely making camp.

533
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:07,640
Okay.

534
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,140
Yeah, I think we're making camp

535
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,740
and like, okay, I guess it's night,

536
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,020
but we know it's not really,

537
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:17,060
but let's set up camp and then figure it out.

538
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,460
Agath is setting up camp

539
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,540
with the fevered energy of somebody

540
00:21:21,619 --> 00:21:26,740
who must work in order to avoid their own mind.

541
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,299
Yeah, you make your way into this grove of trees

542
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:34,099
ahead of you and find a clearing

543
00:21:34,099 --> 00:21:37,059
and it's quickly dark and you set up tents

544
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:39,779
and make a bit of a fire in the center.

545
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:44,099
You're preparing lunch or dinner

546
00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:46,740
or any sort of snack in between

547
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,740
to satisfy Moot's hangriness.

548
00:21:49,299 --> 00:21:54,019
And all of you begin to feel tired,

549
00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:54,900
like it's nighttime.

550
00:21:57,539 --> 00:21:59,460
Hey, I was thinking, you guys,

551
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:03,059
has anyone seen any animals?

552
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:05,940
Like I heard some animals.

553
00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,299
I thought I heard some animals,

554
00:22:07,299 --> 00:22:10,420
but I don't think I've actually ever seen animals.

555
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,660
A squirrel runs through the clearing.

556
00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,339
Never mind, look at that squirrel go.

557
00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:17,380
Looks at you, gives you like two thumbs up

558
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,980
and then heads back into the tree.

559
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:20,100
Oh, excuse me, squirrel.

560
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,140
You're gonna try and shoot it.

561
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,860
Oh shit, I'm like, excuse me, squirrel.

562
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:24,820
You're like, dinner.

563
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:29,220
What are you hitting it with and roll to hit?

564
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,180
I don't know, a bow.

565
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:30,680
Sure.

566
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:33,220
I'm pretty sure, yeah, I've got a light crossbow.

567
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:33,720
Okay.

568
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,740
You throw a war hammer at it, no big deal.

569
00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,700
It's stupid.

570
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,220
22.

571
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,020
Oh shit.

572
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:45,860
Yeah, at a good distance, it cleaves through it

573
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:49,060
and the two thumbs up squirrel just looks

574
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:52,180
two thumbs down as it goes, as it goes limp.

575
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,620
It's slitted in half vertically.

576
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,140
It's somehow.

577
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,620
It's just, thumbs are going all over the place.

578
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,340
Oh, poor Sully.

579
00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,020
It's like, excuse me, Mrs. Squirrel.

580
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,860
Oh my God.

581
00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,220
That escalated quickly.

582
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:06,740
What if there was a talking squirrel

583
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,100
who could have got us into trouble?

584
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,740
Sully, you was asking about a squirrel or an animal

585
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:11,860
and then there was a squirrel there

586
00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:12,820
and then the Goth was like,

587
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:15,140
I can't deal with existential gods crisis.

588
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:18,820
I need to kill something and now we have a snack.

589
00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:19,860
Gosh, I'm tired.

590
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,860
But also, if it was a talking squirrel,

591
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,140
wouldn't it have just talked to us

592
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,660
and not given us the two thumbs up?

593
00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:25,060
I don't know.

594
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:25,940
Would you talk to us?

595
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:26,259
We're kind of like.

596
00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:27,460
Would you talk to a squirrel?

597
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,300
Wait, I, what?

598
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,620
If I was a talking squirrel,

599
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:33,060
I might talk to other people.

600
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,900
Maybe he's an introverted talking squirrel

601
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:35,300
and he just.

602
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,100
You know what though?

603
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,620
Remember that time that we met that fire elemental

604
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,940
that was and I juggled for them?

605
00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,780
Oh, the earth elemental.

606
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:46,339
Yeah, I wasn't there, but I heard that story.

607
00:23:46,339 --> 00:23:48,420
Yeah, so I'm very tired.

608
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:49,460
It's so nighttime.

609
00:23:51,619 --> 00:23:52,740
It's so nighttime.

610
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,019
It is so nighttime.

611
00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:57,539
And I juggled for it and like made a connection.

612
00:23:58,099 --> 00:24:00,180
You know, maybe I could have been like take

613
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,299
like squirrel friends.

614
00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:02,980
Can you take us to the secret place?

615
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:05,299
But a Goth eating it already.

616
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:05,940
I see that.

617
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,940
I was going to say she's cleaning it

618
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,139
just like ripping the skin off

619
00:24:09,139 --> 00:24:10,819
and spitting it over the fire the whole.

620
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:13,939
You know, listen, I know she's not like part

621
00:24:13,939 --> 00:24:19,139
of a trio usually, but like I think we gotta like calm down.

622
00:24:19,139 --> 00:24:20,579
I got the UK.

623
00:24:20,579 --> 00:24:22,579
I mean, we talk about we're a quartet.

624
00:24:23,939 --> 00:24:27,700
Just gnawing on the squirrel raw.

625
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,339
You're a corn.

626
00:24:28,339 --> 00:24:30,339
No, no, it cooked fast.

627
00:24:30,339 --> 00:24:31,779
There's not much meat on there.

628
00:24:31,779 --> 00:24:32,899
It's really lean.

629
00:24:32,899 --> 00:24:33,939
You can overcook it.

630
00:24:34,579 --> 00:24:35,539
It's really tough.

631
00:24:35,539 --> 00:24:37,779
You can see 30 seconds on each side.

632
00:24:37,779 --> 00:24:38,740
You're good to go.

633
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:41,460
Oh, I haven't even done my nighttime workout.

634
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:43,460
I'm so tired.

635
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:44,579
Do some of that yoga.

636
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:47,940
You know, stretch it out.

637
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:48,660
Just weird.

638
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,220
I usually.

639
00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:52,980
Because we oh.

640
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:57,539
Flame McKinsey's asleep.

641
00:24:58,099 --> 00:25:00,339
You see racks curling up in the corner.

642
00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:02,819
Going to sleep.

643
00:25:02,819 --> 00:25:06,660
It's really something strange going on with.

644
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:08,980
Time.

645
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:11,779
Do you think when we traveled in time, we made the day shorter?

646
00:25:11,779 --> 00:25:14,259
I don't think we could fuck up Celestia like that.

647
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:22,819
Well, you all find yourselves crawling into your respective bedrolls.

648
00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:27,140
I'll see you guys in the morning.

649
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:38,259
You wake up the next morning and it's a beautiful morning.

650
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,579
You hear the sound of birds.

651
00:25:40,579 --> 00:25:45,620
There's a crickling stream going down the side.

652
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,460
A crickling stream?

653
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:48,099
A crickling.

654
00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:51,460
I have never heard a stream be described as crickling.

655
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,620
Well, you haven't lived, Amy.

656
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,339
Right?

657
00:25:54,339 --> 00:25:57,059
There's a crickling creek just off to the side.

658
00:25:58,579 --> 00:25:59,220
No, it's not.

659
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:03,140
It wasn't stream or creek that had an issue with its crickling.

660
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:03,779
Crackling?

661
00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:06,099
I mean, it seems like.

662
00:26:06,099 --> 00:26:07,779
Now I'm really noticing that crickling.

663
00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:08,579
It seems.

664
00:26:08,579 --> 00:26:08,819
Scream.

665
00:26:09,539 --> 00:26:10,339
I know.

666
00:26:10,339 --> 00:26:10,899
Oh, God.

667
00:26:12,259 --> 00:26:16,819
There's a group of squirrel family members who are gathered around.

668
00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:19,139
Their respects.

669
00:26:19,139 --> 00:26:19,940
The carcass.

670
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:27,299
Just tiny screams being heard, but also it's a picture perfect day,

671
00:26:27,299 --> 00:26:29,139
which is what I'm trying to get at here.

672
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:32,099
You all stretch and wake up.

673
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:38,020
The squirrel family is carrying off the carcass of their deceased family member.

674
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:43,220
Was there a crickling stream when we went to sleep?

675
00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:47,940
Or are we back at the same crickling stream that we woke up at yesterday?

676
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,180
Make an investigation check.

677
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:52,980
Anyone who wants to.

678
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:53,860
I'll investigate that.

679
00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,660
It's an eight minus one, so.

680
00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:58,820
That's brand new.

681
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,660
That's an 18 minus one.

682
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,340
It could have some similarities.

683
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:07,060
Yeah, I think this might be the same stream that made me have to pee last time.

684
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,740
How's it making you feel this time?

685
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:09,460
I gotta pee.

686
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,180
Oh, it's probably the same stream then.

687
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,900
Oh, well, maybe we could take a dip in it this time

688
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:17,300
and clean off some of the smell of the day.

689
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:22,500
I think.

690
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,500
Why do I always shut down conversations?

691
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:30,579
I'm going to look in my book and see if there's anything.

692
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,700
I mean, I can try and commune with Bahamut.

693
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,220
But if I do that, am I going to?

694
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,660
I'll be talking to Bahamut here.

695
00:27:37,299 --> 00:27:40,099
And like, is that going to mess up us warning him?

696
00:27:40,099 --> 00:27:40,819
And then are we?

697
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:42,259
Oh, my gosh.

698
00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:43,859
What if you just commune with him?

699
00:27:43,859 --> 00:27:44,819
What if you just commune?

700
00:27:44,819 --> 00:27:47,700
Well, like, what if we are doing too much work right now?

701
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:52,180
You could just be like, warning, warning, Bahamut.

702
00:27:52,660 --> 00:27:56,500
I was sent here from the future by future you.

703
00:27:57,539 --> 00:27:58,340
Watch out.

704
00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,420
And then like, it's done.

705
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,620
OK, well, Plan B.

706
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:06,420
So Plan A, I'm just going to look in the book.

707
00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:08,019
Maybe there's like a map or something.

708
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:08,500
Yeah.

709
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,620
What's in the book, Russ?

710
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,259
Tell me.

711
00:28:10,259 --> 00:28:10,820
Anything?

712
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:12,100
Anything new in my book?

713
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,140
Is there a reading rainbow?

714
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:17,460
There's nothing new in your book if you're looking for new entries.

715
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:18,420
No new entries.

716
00:28:19,779 --> 00:28:20,180
OK.

717
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,060
All looks the same.

718
00:28:21,059 --> 00:28:23,940
No previous map of Celestia was ever mentioned.

719
00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:26,259
There is no map currently.

720
00:28:26,259 --> 00:28:30,099
But out of Flameykin's backpack, there's just like this, I'm a map.

721
00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:30,980
I'm a map.

722
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:31,779
I'm a map.

723
00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:33,700
And then, Russ, get back in there.

724
00:28:34,659 --> 00:28:36,019
Not you singing map.

725
00:28:36,019 --> 00:28:37,619
You don't have any place here.

726
00:28:37,619 --> 00:28:39,139
We talked about this earlier.

727
00:28:41,779 --> 00:28:46,980
Well, I'm going to go investigate this river here that keeps making me pee.

728
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,899
I want to walk over to the creek, the stream, the river.

729
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:53,380
I'm unsure of how big it is.

730
00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:56,019
It's big enough.

731
00:28:56,019 --> 00:28:57,140
It's big enough.

732
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:57,460
Yeah.

733
00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,420
You walk over to it and it's crystal clear water.

734
00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:02,100
It's nice, cool.

735
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:05,140
Looks like it's coming down from some sort of glacial stream.

736
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,500
I want to put my hand in it.

737
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,660
It's crisp on the skin.

738
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:09,380
Seriously, it's hot.

739
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,019
It's hot spray.

740
00:29:10,019 --> 00:29:11,220
It's hot.

741
00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,259
It's confusing.

742
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,340
It's coming down from a glacier.

743
00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:15,460
It's boiling hot.

744
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:16,259
Rover damage.

745
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,140
No, you put it in.

746
00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:23,940
It feels like it's washing off the smell of the day.

747
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:28,500
Guys, I'm just going to take a quick dip.

748
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:32,980
Wait, we recollect that we have been walking toward a mountain that is

749
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,660
getting no closer, right?

750
00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:40,820
You know that you are in Celestia trying to make it to the mountain to Warren Bahama.

751
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:46,259
But are we aware of the conversations that we had the previous night about how

752
00:29:46,259 --> 00:29:48,900
dang it, this mountain don't seem to be getting no closer.

753
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,900
Okay, okay.

754
00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,259
I'm just going to take a quick dip.

755
00:29:52,259 --> 00:29:55,300
If we're not getting to the mountain anyway, I mean, it's not like we're in a rush.

756
00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:57,460
And I'm going to take out-

757
00:29:57,460 --> 00:29:58,420
He strips down.

758
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:00,660
Hops in.

759
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,060
He doesn't have modesty.

760
00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:05,460
No, we've all been around each other for a long time.

761
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:11,940
I don't have a specific spell that would be helpful in this case.

762
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:13,140
Okay.

763
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:20,259
But I will take out my holy symbol and try to commune.

764
00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:25,780
You know, like, I don't know.

765
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:29,460
You know, there's like spells where you can ask your god questions and stuff.

766
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,420
I don't have those.

767
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:32,180
I didn't make those choices.

768
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:33,700
Okay, but you want to talk to your god.

769
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,740
You can commune with your god.

770
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:36,980
Roll religion.

771
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,660
And let's see if you can commune with your god.

772
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,220
I can't, guys.

773
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:44,740
This is a 13.

774
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:45,540
A little rusty.

775
00:30:45,540 --> 00:30:46,019
Oh, yeah.

776
00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:48,500
I'm also rusty.

777
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,740
Describe to me the scene, though.

778
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,900
13 doesn't necessarily mean a fail.

779
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:56,180
You're in a magical religious place.

780
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:56,500
True.

781
00:30:57,380 --> 00:31:00,340
I think that I am going to...

782
00:31:01,540 --> 00:31:05,140
Yeah, I have my holy symbol, which is like a small tool piece of leather

783
00:31:05,779 --> 00:31:09,620
that I focus and I kind of sit crisscross applesauce

784
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:13,940
and just meditating, thinking about Bahamut and trying to, you know,

785
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:18,500
express my love for him and see if he can give me a sign.

786
00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:27,140
What is a goth doing, thinking, or feeling as Glim is attempting to commune with her god,

787
00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:31,460
who previously had, you know, made an appearance in the darkest timeline,

788
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:36,980
but is now trying to do so actively in this new timeline?

789
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:41,460
Oh, I think a goth is as far away from this as possible.

790
00:31:55,299 --> 00:31:58,740
Guys, I knew we should have fixed that giant pit we had in the recording studio,

791
00:31:58,740 --> 00:31:59,539
but we didn't.

792
00:31:59,539 --> 00:32:01,380
And that's just kind of what happened.

793
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:05,860
As someone who is on the Zoom call that that was happening on,

794
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:08,740
it did not transfer well for us.

795
00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:10,660
It did not, but I bet it sounded so good in your actual recording.

796
00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,779
I bet it's great on your end, but ours was like very like...

797
00:32:13,779 --> 00:32:14,259
It was like a mime.

798
00:32:14,259 --> 00:32:15,059
It started out okay, disappeared.

799
00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:17,059
It was just us doing a mime act.

800
00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:17,299
Yeah.

801
00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:20,259
But I bet it recorded perfectly.

802
00:32:20,259 --> 00:32:20,500
Yeah.

803
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,980
Anyway, here we are in the middle.

804
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:27,779
And it will make more sense now that we're in the middle and we can say why I did that.

805
00:32:28,339 --> 00:32:30,099
Why did you do that?

806
00:32:30,099 --> 00:32:36,180
Well, let me tell you a story about myself, Amy, and Tom.

807
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:39,779
Oh, I thought it was going to be about how your life got flipped upside down.

808
00:32:39,779 --> 00:32:42,820
I thought about it, but then I was like, that's not where we're going with this.

809
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:48,900
Tom, Amy, and I, Carla was busy and didn't want to.

810
00:32:49,539 --> 00:32:50,259
That's not true.

811
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:55,460
No, she didn't want to.

812
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,180
I mean, rumor has it Carla had no interest.

813
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:01,860
No, we wanted to have Carla there, but we could only have three of us

814
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:05,220
because that's what made sense for this game that we played over on RPG.

815
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:07,460
That's realms of peril and glory.

816
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:07,860
Great.

817
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:12,259
How can I describe the game that we played without giving too much away?

818
00:33:14,579 --> 00:33:15,700
Detective Noir.

819
00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:17,700
Okay.

820
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,460
Trebuchets.

821
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:21,140
That was the sound.

822
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:23,299
That was me being shot by a trebuchet.

823
00:33:23,299 --> 00:33:23,539
Right.

824
00:33:23,539 --> 00:33:26,819
It had nothing to do with the pit in the studio.

825
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,779
Maybe the trebuchet into the pit in the studio.

826
00:33:29,779 --> 00:33:30,259
Oh, there we go.

827
00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:30,660
Yeah.

828
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,100
We're bringing the ideas together.

829
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:35,780
And baby factory.

830
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:36,260
Yes.

831
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:36,500
Yeah.

832
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:39,140
Those are three things that are wholly unrelated.

833
00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,060
And fits perfectly.

834
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:42,820
You nailed it, honey.

835
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,420
Carla looks so confused.

836
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:44,820
I know.

837
00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:47,140
I love it because I have so many questions.

838
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:48,340
Well, we can't answer any of them.

839
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:51,860
I just have to listen to the episode to figure out how,

840
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:55,620
I mean, just even the first two seem very anachronistic, so I can't wait.

841
00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:59,380
Well, you can listen to it right now because it released on Monday,

842
00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:05,460
March 21st as we're recording this because now it's the 23rd or beyond because of how

843
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,420
podcasts work.

844
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:10,500
You can go over to realms of peril and glory.

845
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:14,260
Search for them in your favorite podcast app or lightandtragic.com

846
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:19,220
YASP, Y-A-S-P, which is the game we played.

847
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:23,700
You arrive in a strange place or you awaken strangely place.

848
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:25,539
You awake.

849
00:34:25,539 --> 00:34:26,180
Strange.

850
00:34:26,739 --> 00:34:27,460
You also.

851
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:33,699
You awake in a strange place.

852
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,419
You awaken strange place.

853
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:37,219
In a strange.

854
00:34:37,219 --> 00:34:40,099
You don't, you don't use the I from in and the A-

855
00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:46,099
Oh yeah, but that would be Y-A-I-A-S-P, Y-A-A-S-P.

856
00:34:46,099 --> 00:34:51,379
Yes, you arrive in a strange place or you awaken in a strange place.

857
00:34:51,379 --> 00:34:54,019
But just go download it.

858
00:34:54,019 --> 00:34:55,699
There's a link in the description.

859
00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:56,659
It's easy enough.

860
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:57,299
It's real good.

861
00:34:57,299 --> 00:35:03,619
And it's so funny run by the great James Barbarossa, who you might remember from

862
00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:07,859
Facing Fate, Off World, who is also over there.

863
00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:08,659
So go check it out.

864
00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:11,460
Okay, that's the end of the middle.

865
00:35:12,659 --> 00:35:14,500
Do we get back in that trebuchet or?

866
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,460
Okay, yeah, ready?

867
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:15,939
Here we go.

868
00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:16,439
Okay.

869
00:35:19,299 --> 00:35:20,339
Okay, somebody pull it.

870
00:35:20,339 --> 00:35:21,059
Pull the switch.

871
00:35:21,059 --> 00:35:21,539
Okay.

872
00:35:21,539 --> 00:35:22,039
What?

873
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:24,440
Isn't it a lever?

874
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,320
Because I'm like pulling it.

875
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,639
It's a circular switch is what they, yeah.

876
00:35:29,639 --> 00:35:31,800
Yeah, I'm confused about the seatbelt.

877
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,800
That's a great question.

878
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,759
Also robot.

879
00:35:38,759 --> 00:35:42,199
He's strapped into the ground now.

880
00:35:42,199 --> 00:35:42,599
Clink.

881
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,239
That's what, yeah, it's just a dainty clink.

882
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,599
And just the smallest of clinks.

883
00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:55,639
And now that Russ is gone, why don't you just get back to the episode and we'll,

884
00:35:55,639 --> 00:35:56,519
I don't know, find him.

885
00:35:56,519 --> 00:36:00,599
Which we wouldn't really have to do because you seatbelted yourself to this.

886
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:01,239
Is he strapped in?

887
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:05,880
I love it.

888
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,079
Oh, I think a goth is as far away from this as possible.

889
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:17,079
Distinctly the most awkward looking, uncomfortable Goliath that you've ever seen.

890
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:25,239
Just like doing up and like undoing and then redoing all the bags on Rex's like saddle,

891
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,679
like packing them, unpacking them, rearranging them, packing them again.

892
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:35,639
Like just like fiddling with bridles, like trying to find anything else to focus on.

893
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:39,159
Doesn't really want to go for a bath with the Flamikins and Sully.

894
00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:41,719
Just Sully said they went for a bath.

895
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:41,799
Yeah, I know.

896
00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:42,599
Just me.

897
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:42,840
Flamikins actually.

898
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,759
Just when clothes came off, everyone assumed Flamikins also got in there.

899
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,880
I suppose so, yeah.

900
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,520
Fair assumption.

901
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:54,280
From the other side of Rex, like propped up, like hands across the saddle,

902
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,600
like if Flamikins pops up, you can see that she's clearly not wearing clothes,

903
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,240
but isn't exposing herself at this moment.

904
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,960
But is pressing herself against your horse.

905
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,560
Against the saddle of your horse, not the horse itself.

906
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,920
There's boundaries, okay?

907
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,320
It's been a while, I mean, maybe.

908
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,360
Hey, you okay?

909
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,480
I'm fine.

910
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,039
No, you're not.

911
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,440
You know, look at, look at you.

912
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:27,480
Look at just, she pulls from somewhere, a mirror, like a piece of glass.

913
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,120
A mirror, and then you said a piece of glass.

914
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,120
So yeah, that's what we said, and that's what we're sticking to.

915
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,320
Look at yourself in this mirror glass.

916
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:41,960
I'd rather not.

917
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,320
You're doing it because you're looking at me.

918
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:45,400
Open your eyes.

919
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,240
There's something up with you.

920
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,360
You've been off since we've been here.

921
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,480
You're not the usual goth that I've come to know and love here.

922
00:37:54,519 --> 00:37:59,240
We was connecting back in the dark times, and now there's something separating us.

923
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,240
Like if you, if it was a cartoon and you could sort of see like that red coloration,

924
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:09,880
like filling up the character as the smoke starts to go off the ears,

925
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,880
like you can just sort of see like the pale like Goliath skin like turning.

926
00:38:14,519 --> 00:38:16,519
And like she grits her teeth, fine.

927
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,559
My god was dead.

928
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:30,120
And since she was dead, I turned to vengeance.

929
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,760
Yeah, tell me about it.

930
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:40,039
If she is not dead, I have betrayed everything she stands for.

931
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:43,400
So you didn't pick like one of them benevolent gods?

932
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,000
It was like, oh, you made a choice based on the situation that you were in.

933
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,039
And I understand that now I'm going to smote thee.

934
00:38:50,039 --> 00:38:54,280
I doubt Eldath would ever smote.

935
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,880
It's more of like one of those like, I'm not mad.

936
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,680
I'm disappointed.

937
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:04,360
But then, I mean, like, like, like, parents get over that,

938
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,599
like gods could probably get over that too, especially because you came back here trying to,

939
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:12,920
you know, not necessarily crush things, but warn things.

940
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:14,039
Right?

941
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,039
Look at Glim.

942
00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:19,400
Glim's having a grand old time just rubbing that leather between her fingers,

943
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,720
being like, hey, Bahamut, you're such a cool guy.

944
00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:29,480
I think you wear the best underpants.

945
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:37,320
I get the sense that Glim's relationship with Bahamut is not the same

946
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:44,760
as perhaps my relationship with Eldath.

947
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,440
Well, let's just watch for a second here.

948
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,640
Just turn, turn your head.

949
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,720
Just face your demons.

950
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:54,840
I'm just imagining like Flamingon's like grabbing Eld,

951
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,920
like a Goth's face and just like turning her head with like the smoochy cheeks.

952
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,840
Open your eyes.

953
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,340
You are.

954
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,480
What's Glim doing at this moment?

955
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:06,599
Yeah.

956
00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:08,360
Still sitting crisscross.

957
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,519
I was imagining her on her like front with her, like,

958
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:15,480
like she's got a magazine in front of her and her legs are kicking.

959
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,719
And she's just like, like, gabbing with the gal.

960
00:40:18,519 --> 00:40:19,559
That's so funny.

961
00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:22,599
I already said I was, I was crisscross applesauce,

962
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:27,639
but I think for sure there probably is some like kind of little tune in my head.

963
00:40:27,639 --> 00:40:32,039
Maybe still the Zydego music has inspired me that I'm hearing everywhere.

964
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:35,800
I'm just kind of like grooving along, quietly smiling.

965
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,759
So happy.

966
00:40:36,759 --> 00:40:39,079
Just like big smile.

967
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,199
Wrinkles seem to be disappearing.

968
00:40:42,199 --> 00:40:49,239
Just like feeling the love of a totally still alive god.

969
00:40:50,039 --> 00:40:54,440
And although you don't hear anything back,

970
00:40:55,559 --> 00:41:00,440
you do feel a sense of like empowerment and warmth.

971
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:06,440
Like even as Bahamut came back in the darkest timeline, it was different, right?

972
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:13,559
Like you felt the power come back, but you didn't feel perhaps the innocence of it

973
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:22,039
that you felt all that time back, back when times were simpler.

974
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:23,960
Yeah, before I gave up on him,

975
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,960
before I hurt my friend and finally gave up on Bahamut's return.

976
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:34,599
So although there's no direct communication, there's no writing in the book,

977
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:39,800
you do feel a sense of connection to Bahamut.

978
00:41:41,639 --> 00:41:43,880
Moot, where are you in this moment?

979
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,840
Good question.

980
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:48,519
Are you standing on the side of the bank with the towel open going,

981
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:49,559
you're getting prunies?

982
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,559
I am doing a drawing of Sully splashing in the water.

983
00:41:56,199 --> 00:41:57,960
Oh, inappropriate.

984
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,799
But he's posing, like he's into it.

985
00:42:01,799 --> 00:42:04,039
He was jumping up to like be like, I'm a mermaid.

986
00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:06,039
I'm a dolphin.

987
00:42:06,599 --> 00:42:07,559
Don't forget my deck.

988
00:42:08,199 --> 00:42:13,000
And I for sure have like a like a like I'd have a swimming cap,

989
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,679
but like as an eye patch, you know,

990
00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:16,360
because I don't want to get my good leather one all wet.

991
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:20,920
You're doing this and the scene behind you,

992
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,400
which you're not really paying too much attention to,

993
00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:33,000
is playing out behind you and you see like this creeping blackness

994
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,760
beginning to roll down this crickling creek.

995
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,960
There, I said it three times.

996
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:38,440
It's a thing.

997
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:38,920
I love it.

998
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,720
It's a word now.

999
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,400
Yeah, something creeks do.

1000
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:48,200
And it's moving down this stream and towards Sully who's splashing carefree.

1001
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,440
Make sure you get my best side.

1002
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,400
Oh, yeah.

1003
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,240
Yeah, maybe maybe your best side is out of the water, though.

1004
00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:58,679
Well, yeah, but then it doesn't leave very much to the imagination,

1005
00:42:58,679 --> 00:42:59,000
does it?

1006
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,920
Because if I put these these these river rocks in a particular like placement,

1007
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,679
I could get really autistic with this.

1008
00:43:06,679 --> 00:43:08,760
Well, yeah, you definitely could.

1009
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,240
But also there's I don't think that's supposed to be in Celestia.

1010
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:18,519
And he points behind you at the blackness that's coming down the creek.

1011
00:43:18,519 --> 00:43:19,800
Sorry, the crickling creek.

1012
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,039
Sully turns around.

1013
00:43:22,039 --> 00:43:25,640
He's like, oh, well, that doesn't seem like that's going to wash off.

1014
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,480
And he clamors out of the out of the creek.

1015
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,840
As you clamor, it feels slipperier as you're climbing up these rocks

1016
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,080
and you feel something grab at your foot, Sully.

1017
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,760
Oh, no.

1018
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,880
It's pulling you back.

1019
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,560
Moot, you don't specifically see anything grabbing at him.

1020
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,080
OK, Moot, Moot.

1021
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:45,880
Something's got me.

1022
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,920
Something's got me.

1023
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,480
It's got me.

1024
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:47,960
All right.

1025
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,480
OK, yeah, I'll be right there.

1026
00:43:50,039 --> 00:43:50,440
Get it.

1027
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:52,680
Where are you going?

1028
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,480
Just got to get these last couple lines in.

1029
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,840
Yeah, as you're getting the last couple lines in.

1030
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:07,320
Sully, you get you get pulled down and you're like up to your waist

1031
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:13,400
and being pulled deeper into like whatever this sludge is down beneath the river.

1032
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,160
Oh, it's a gross, slippy stuff.

1033
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,920
They don't put my toes on because it's that gross stuff I want to take.

1034
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,039
I have nothing.

1035
00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:24,280
I want to take a river rock that I had in my hand that I was strategically placing on my junk

1036
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,519
and I want to like hit at whatever has me.

1037
00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:32,440
Slam down on top of whatever this is that's got you by the foot

1038
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,519
and is pulling you deeper and your hand gets clasped by it now.

1039
00:44:36,519 --> 00:44:37,480
Oh, fuck.

1040
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,000
And your arm gets pulled down.

1041
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,240
I assume I'm like face underwater now.

1042
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:44,680
I am reminded of Homer Simpson trying to grab his legs

1043
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,280
from the quicksand and pull them up.

1044
00:44:49,159 --> 00:44:50,280
That's where I'm at.

1045
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:57,320
So at this moment, I think Glim's like, oh, and gets up like, guys, guys, fantastic news.

1046
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,639
Bahamut is definitely here.

1047
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:00,519
I communed.

1048
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:02,200
I felt his presence.

1049
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,039
I'm so invigorated.

1050
00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:07,960
I can't imagine a more incredible, beautiful, perfect day.

1051
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:08,599
We're going to.

1052
00:45:08,599 --> 00:45:09,000
Oh, Mike.

1053
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,159
Sully, are you okay?

1054
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,800
No, no, we're not okay over here.

1055
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,720
You better be recording this moat.

1056
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:19,560
I'm going to try and rush into the water.

1057
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,280
Yeah, I'm right there.

1058
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,000
Let's all leap into action.

1059
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,480
Okay.

1060
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,520
Everybody rushes over and Glim is first into the water.

1061
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,840
And Glim, you feel your feet being like suctioned down into this creek.

1062
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,280
Oh, this is it's so why is it so slimy?

1063
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:38,760
You feel like it's almost like hands that are grabbing at your feet

1064
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,480
and then now pulling you deeper into this sludge.

1065
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,680
Okay.

1066
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,440
No, no, no.

1067
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,200
Are you still standing at the side?

1068
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,639
Did you go into the water too?

1069
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:54,119
I'm trying to figure out something to like pass Glim that she can grab onto

1070
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,079
and like pull herself out.

1071
00:45:55,079 --> 00:45:58,119
There's tree branches, there's sticks, there's ropes, there's everything.

1072
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,519
I'm under the water.

1073
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:01,320
I think at this point.

1074
00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:03,240
Yeah, you've gone under.

1075
00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:07,559
I guess it wrenches her face from Flemington's pants.

1076
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:09,079
Oh, wait, we should be watching that.

1077
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:10,039
Okay, let's go.

1078
00:46:10,039 --> 00:46:11,960
Wait, I'm going to get clothes on first.

1079
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,840
That's probably.

1080
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,639
Really?

1081
00:46:13,639 --> 00:46:14,279
Whatever.

1082
00:46:14,279 --> 00:46:15,480
We've all seen it.

1083
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:15,960
Here we go.

1084
00:46:16,759 --> 00:46:17,400
Fight naked.

1085
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:17,960
Rush over.

1086
00:46:18,599 --> 00:46:23,799
Toss a rope because I know exactly where it is because I've been really reorganizing.

1087
00:46:23,799 --> 00:46:25,079
Yeah, you've done a good job.

1088
00:46:25,079 --> 00:46:26,519
You toss a rope.

1089
00:46:26,519 --> 00:46:27,480
So organized.

1090
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:32,199
You toss the rope and it goes and it floats on top of the surface of the creek.

1091
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,599
Glim, it's just drifting down just slightly beside you.

1092
00:46:36,599 --> 00:46:40,599
Okay, I think I'm going to grab the rope and maybe tie it around me

1093
00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:45,239
and then like guys, I've got to get Sully.

1094
00:46:46,119 --> 00:46:48,199
Maybe like time to do a tree or something.

1095
00:46:48,199 --> 00:46:52,679
I will start fixing the other end of the rope to actually, you know what?

1096
00:46:52,679 --> 00:47:01,159
I'm going to attach it to Brax's saddle so that he can pull out when the moment is ready.

1097
00:47:01,159 --> 00:47:07,400
And I think I will be like, I'm not going to stick my hand in because I saw that that

1098
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:09,079
was a bad idea.

1099
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:16,200
So I'm like lifting my leg or trying to like knee around where I think Sully is so that.

1100
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,000
Yeah, you're like sinking deeper the more you go.

1101
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,960
You try and lift your leg and it's like it's suctioned to the ground.

1102
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,200
You can't lift it.

1103
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,480
Rope is drifting down.

1104
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,039
Glim, you're tying it around yourself.

1105
00:47:28,039 --> 00:47:30,519
Yes, being tied around Rax.

1106
00:47:30,519 --> 00:47:32,119
Moot, you've tossed another rope.

1107
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:34,200
The two ropes moving around.

1108
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,039
Glim, you're reaching for Sully.

1109
00:47:36,039 --> 00:47:44,519
As you reach for where Sully is, your hands get suctioned into the schmuck.

1110
00:47:44,519 --> 00:47:45,719
Oh, this seems bad.

1111
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:46,679
Into the schmuck.

1112
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:49,320
There's just some jabroni down there just being a complete asshole.

1113
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,639
Hey, oh, I got him.

1114
00:47:51,639 --> 00:47:52,920
I got another couple.

1115
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,920
They came back to the crickling creek.

1116
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,039
Oh, fucking schmuck.

1117
00:47:56,599 --> 00:47:58,920
Next time on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.

1118
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,920
And we'll see you next time.

1119
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,880
No, Guy Fieri.

1120
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,159
Your go-to schmuck is Guy Fieri.

1121
00:48:05,159 --> 00:48:06,279
He's a saint, okay?

1122
00:48:06,279 --> 00:48:06,920
He's a saint.

1123
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,199
I will take it back.

1124
00:48:08,199 --> 00:48:09,960
We don't say a single bad word about him.

1125
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:18,759
So where my hands are now submerged, can I feel Sully or do I just feel like the

1126
00:48:18,759 --> 00:48:22,119
creepy slime phantom hands grabbing me?

1127
00:48:22,119 --> 00:48:25,239
Like the creek around you is now all of this.

1128
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,159
There is no clear blue stream.

1129
00:48:28,279 --> 00:48:34,279
Moot, from where you're standing and you've got ropes going and are being tied to the

1130
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:39,480
horse, you hear specifically, you hear movement up in the trees.

1131
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,360
Do I see anything to go along with this movement?

1132
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,920
You turn and look and you think you see a figure move quickly up through the trees,

1133
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,480
like a small humanoid figure.

1134
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,920
You can't make out any distinct features and it bolts through the trees.

1135
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,420
Okay.

1136
00:48:55,880 --> 00:49:03,640
Yeah, I want to throw a magic missile or three in this case into this sludge water

1137
00:49:03,639 --> 00:49:05,000
to see what happens.

1138
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,359
Into the sludge water.

1139
00:49:08,359 --> 00:49:09,079
Okay, cool.

1140
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:09,719
Love it.

1141
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,879
Yeah, because, well, it's got my friends.

1142
00:49:12,759 --> 00:49:15,960
And maybe it'll cause a momentary reprieve.

1143
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,480
Everybody else who can see a Glimer, you're being sucked down, pulled under.

1144
00:49:20,199 --> 00:49:21,639
Sully, you can't see any of this.

1145
00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:26,759
Everybody else you see these three magic missiles go and hit this ooze.

1146
00:49:26,759 --> 00:49:33,319
And this eruption of blackness explodes up and over everything.

1147
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,460
Hmm.

1148
00:49:37,879 --> 00:49:43,239
And you all wake up the next morning and it's a beautiful sunny day.

1149
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:47,639
There's the sound of birds chirping up in the trees and there's this crinkling creek

1150
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,719
that's going off and somewhere to the side.

1151
00:49:52,839 --> 00:49:58,839
Everybody stretches and the dew just kind of rolls off the grass beside you.

1152
00:49:58,839 --> 00:50:01,559
It's such a beautiful, lovely day.

1153
00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:09,879
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 2, Episode 117.

1154
00:50:09,879 --> 00:50:15,639
Starring Amy More as Sullivan Sleight, Carla Maxted as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot,

1155
00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:19,319
Kristen Flemmons as a Goth, and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1156
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:21,960
Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

1157
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,279
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1158
00:50:26,279 --> 00:50:28,359
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1159
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:32,279
A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok,

1160
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,880
Cat Waterflame, Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels,

1161
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:40,920
Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens, Darylith, Lulahan, Charlie Warley, and L.A. Branton.

1162
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,840
To support Dumbgeons and Dragons and our many other productions and get access to an

1163
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,920
exclusive podcast called The Adventures of, bonus episodes, and much more,

1164
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:53,080
please join our Patreon at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

1165
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:57,000
You can also follow us at Facebook.com slash Dumb Dragon Podcast,

1166
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,120
and on Instagram and Twitter, at Dumb Dragon Cast.

1167
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,320
Thank you for listening.

1168
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,480
Have a great week. We'll talk again soon.